Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Official Soundtrack of Valentine's Day

C&S Full

One more day until Valentine's Day and for a lot of people, this silly day means a lot. But with the recession, many people are choosing to stay in and fiddle with the stove and devirginize those Calphalon pots and pans. Tonight is a big night, and things may go well for you and your date. You've ironed your whole Old Navy outfit. You've trimmed your nose hair finally. Chicken is cooked perfectly in the oven. Wine is being uncorked. Ikea candles are lit. You've got way too much cologne but that's okay. But something is awfully dry and weird, and it's not the chicken breast.

Where is the ambiance?! Where is the sound of love?

This is where I enter with wings, bow/arrow and adult diapers. To really improve the chances of you sealing the deal tonight, I've compiled this erotically disturbing collection of songs/hymns/moanings/wailings that have somehow been interpreted as 'music'. This is all yours for the price of $free.99. Look at what you get!

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Wow that's awful! If you can listen to this whole thing without hurting yourself or anyone, then you are the ultimate Cassanova. Good luck and enjoy!

Free Download ---> Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 1 (Zshare)
Free Download ---> Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 1 (Badongo)

12 comments:

Jeni said...

You make me sick.``

tara said...

I would say that I love you for this, except I now have "Eternal Flame" stuck in my head.

Daily Gluttony said...

dude, these are some of the best songs to sing @ karaoke!

Janet (JT!) said...

If someone seriously has sex while listening to this entire compilation — without laughing and maintaining a deep gaze into each other eyes — I applaud you.

Dylan, this is amazing.

KirkK said...

I think I can finish the thing....but I'll need a few emesis basins

Pepsi Monster said...

Sorry dude, agree with Jeni. That is not bueno yo. :P

eatdrinknbmerry said...

Jeni, I know.

Tara, good!

Daily Gluttony, haha I know these are fun to sing. and a great way to make your friends angry.

JT, srsly right? I could do it if I was deaf.

KirkK, hey man! does Missus enjoy the mix too?

Mike Monster, haha.

BoLA said...

Muhaha! I know how you love your Kost 103.5 love song mix.

Hope you and Jeni have a great weekend!

Hugs!

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boody said...

So did this work? Were you able to seal the deal? j/k!!! =) haha.

e d b m said...

Bola, no need to DL this mix. i know you have it already haha.

Boody, i cannot disclose that information. (her mom reads this blog!)

finsmom said...

I am almost peeing my pants over here. Too funny!

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