Tuesday, April 03, 2007

All New Products From the Fabulous Fool Network!

I love Bobby. You love Bobby. Everyone loves Bobby. Why not show him your love with his new dartboard? Feel free to print this out and have at it. Keep it real, Bobby.

Read about Bobby Boy here.

And by popular demand, the laziest host on the Fool Network... Sandra Lee. For 3-installments of $$14.95, you get to serve Sandra with some of your favorite recipes. Maybe a piping hot bowl of lefthook? Or maybe a bone-in roasted uppercut?

Read about Sandra Lee here.

13 comments:

Jeni said...

So this is what you're doing at work?

H. C. said...

What? Nothing for Sandra Lee? (oh wait, I bet you're making a gun-practice target out of her.)

Sara said...

my husband would love this. he hates bobby flay with a passion.

eatdrinknbmerry said...

Jeni, this and Youtube - part of a complete day in advertising.

HC, don't worry, of course I have something for the Semi-Hoe.

Sara, please print it out. It'll provide your husband with hours of anger-filled fun.

Yuzu said...

I found this so surprising, considering how much you LOVE the guy. ;P

rogue gourmande said...

Funny how the Food Network is vehicle that so many of us drive into Foodie Town, and as soon as we arrive we can't wait to dump the P.O.S...

lol-out-loud!!!

s'kat said...

We should be so lucky...

eatdrinknbmerry said...

Yuzu, what are you talking about? I love Bobby Flay.

Rogue, you're totally right. I think the FN has changed a lot in the last 4 years - it's not about food anymore - it's about glamourizing their chefs/hosts.

S'kat - hi how are you? I'm working on a Rachael Ray product - coming soon.

Food Marathon said...

What about an Emeril cat litterbox full of 'essence'?

Chubbypanda said...

Food Network has become a wasteland of crapulence. If it weren't for Alton Brown, channel 56 would never infest my TV set.

kayoko said...

OMG- i had a bobby sighting at grand central the other day, and wanted to walk up to him and puke all over him.

my birthday is in 2 weeks. this dartboard is now on my wishlist.

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